Don’t forget to wear flowers in your hair.
Dummy.
The earth moved for me.
And Elon Tusk has sent Ripley into orbit. A dummy of Eileen Ripley was included in Space X’s latest flight.
Rocket Science for Dummies.
It’s Me. WOW! Which is where it gets interesting.
Rock It.
Dumber and Dumber
https://meroveushome.files.wordpress.com/2019/02/5c76c532262898199506af76-750-375-e1551351467189.jpg
And it was always ‘Dumber and Dumber’ for me. It’s now ‘Dumb and Dumber’.
https://youtu.be/l13yPhimE3o
https://twitter.com/chrismorrisbits/status/1101766397582077952
Storm Freya
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Another unlucky chap has been marooned with Merovingians and Chalicites. What will they do? Throw him out into Deep Space? It wouldn’t be right. Maybe one day he’ll become part of the crew.
😊
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Fire has broken out at a Tesla dealership in Crawley.
https://mol.im/a/6763661
https://twitter.com/RooBeeDoo1/status/1101635409547849729
https://youtu.be/yzZCoe38_hM
Exploding Teslas. ET
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Jenny is it true there are zero incumm taxes in texas?
That is true. But they make up for it in state sales tax at a percentage of 8.25. Been that way for as long as I can remember.
Anon
Today’s weird gender fluidity story.
The world’s No 1 male Bridge player has been banned for taking female fertility drug .
https://mol.im/a/6761273
He plays for MONAco
Apparently an early description of the word hermaphrodite did not mean an organism had dual sex organs but instead integrated masculine and feminine “energy”.
And I was thinking about Fluid.
FLU Id.
And SOL Id.
Integrated masculine and feminine energy. ☯
Flu and sol id. Nice.
Elena, the ☯️ looks like Pisces.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6b/1e/46/6b1e46c0800e4120252b6935cfcd0a8c.jpg
HH+MM’s ET.
Is Et expected in March?
317?
In time for Easter?
I don’t understand the weight toward Musk and Tesla. What’s the story there?
I’m watching Trump ramble at CPAC. Man, his id is alive and well. Talk about stream of consciousness. Fazzzscinating.
Anon
I couldn’t even describe about Musk and Tesla but ties in with Alien and weird personal stuff.
Let me dribble away in the corner.
😁
If Et’s born on 3.17 (LIE. Love Is Everything) it’ll be a Pisces, a fisher. Is MM carrie-ing fisher?
“In classical interpretations, the symbol of the fish is derived from the ichthyocentaurs, who aided Aphrodite when she was born from the sea.”
Princess Leia
Leia
El AI
a LIE
Witnessed by the Ferryman?
“Eyewitness Thomas Ferryman said the fire started at roughly 10.20am.”
https://twitter.com/bolt_adrian/status/1101717998820306944
Pants on fire
Burnley 1 – Crystal Palace 3
https://mol.im/a/6763875
1608 ft in length, width 312 ft. And height of central transept 168 ft.
And had two twin towers – North and South Tower.
Burned down in 1936.
http://www.crystalpalacefoundation.org.uk/history/history-of-the-crystal-palace-part-2
https://youtu.be/VbAxVy4-dl4
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Hi! It’s MEter again!
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*/titters… Clicky, don’t…*
http://www.tshirtlaundry.com/assets/images/photos/Lmao9-30-2014-2.jpg
LMAO!
https://twitter.com/RooBeeDoo1/status/1101848218466480129
‘Crystal’ sky bridge nears completion in Chinese city of Chongqing…
https://youtu.be/hydCdGLAh00
*No, Clicky, Chongqing was called Chungking not chunking…*
‘The official abbreviation of the city, “Yu” (渝), was approved by the State Council on 18 April 1997.[13] This abbreviation is derived from the old name of a part of the Jialing River that runs through Chongqing and feeds into the Yangtze River.’
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chongqing
https://youtu.be/vrmFA5aHg7Y
*That’s Yancy… /rolls eyes…*
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baiji
‘During the Great Leap Forward, when traditional veneration of the baiji was denounced, it was hunted for its flesh and skin, and quickly became scarce.’
https://youtu.be/hlbB3cmgPmo
That is incredible.
https://twitter.com/RooBeeDoo1/status/1101941291020111872
https://twitter.com/spexyone/status/1101760255397163008
Dweebo Bigass!
Clicky, those are bigass shoes to fill!
It’s all about angles. A bit “W.A.S.P. y” to be big ass
https://bladeandchalice.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/waspy_butt.jpg
Butt, from a slightly different angle and using butt muscles, I can haz bigger ass
https://bladeandchalice.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/better_butt.jpg
Tubby Pubebeard, (shaking head), well,… I feel lucky to be Dweebo Bigass. Although I am jealous that Frank gets to be Karefree Jollyfuck.
Anyway, this big ass ain’t big enough to land the Philae lander
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MJ
Jenny is Drunky Asstickler. The truth will out 🙂 .
Repeating myself and going over old ground a bit.
Here’s a map I came across on the Secret Sun.
I am the son of David, Fort Collins, Aurora, Loveland and Devil’s Tower.
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Ripley has docked with ISS.
https://youtu.be/Ct80WPZl1h0
Nooooo. What happens when the Firewalls fail.
https://youtu.be/LeLsJfGmY_Y
Over here pacifiers are called Dummies. Came across this on a pavement an hour or so ago.
https://meroveushome.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/img_20190303_141152-e1551627433433.jpg
The Fear Factor.
And waterfalls? There’s firefalls, too.
“Mother Nature plays a visual trick on us and makes the famous waterfall look as though it’s on fire. From some angles, it appears that lava is spewing over the cliff.”
https://mymodernmet.com/2019-yosemite-firefall/
Drunky. Asstickler.
That is all kinds of naughty! 😁
I’m so happy to see Fort Collins virtually in Loveland! It’s called The Sweetheart City and the mayor is Jacki Marsh!
It’s close to Windsor and it also has some Tesla Supercharger Place.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveland,_Colorado
https://youtu.be/U843Uema_Lg
The Philly flower show started yesterday.
The theme is Flower Power. 💇
Tonight winter storm Scott pays a visit.
‘I dunnae how much more she’ll take Captain!’
Beam US up! 😊
Anon
I couldn’t post a reply to your above comment, so putting this here.
On the subject of MONAco. According to Google, they’re going to build a vertical garden there, adjacent to the harbor. I guess where the mega yachts are parked.
It’s being built by Studio ‘Fukasa’. 😕
Go for it. 😆
Correction…
Studio ‘Fuksas’. 😆
I see that Fuksas did the redesign of the Beverly Center. They have an Eggslut there if you get hungry 😂
https://bladeandchalice.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/dujo-wmv4aaru6e.jpg
https://twitter.com/NorthernPleb/status/1102249347444559872
Butt anyway…close encounters with aliens.
Care Free Jolly Fuck
Ripley was given a ‘Celestial Buddy’. He has zero gravity. Something like that . He is a Zero Gravity Indicator.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.space.com/amp/spacex-crew-dragon-demo-1-celestial-buddy-toy.html
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Remember Vanna Bonta?
“The 2suit (alternately 2-Suit or twosuit) (abbrv. 2S) is a garment designed to facilitate intimacy in weightless environments. It has been tested in microgravity during a parabolic flight.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2suit
“So I present to you: a guide to good, old-fashioned fuckin’ and suckin’ in the future. In space.
How it works:
Perhaps what’s so mind-boggling to space sex pundits is that we are no longer talking about “missionary position with the lights off” sex. For this, I think the future cannot arrive fast enough. Sex in zero (or reduced) gravity is going to change the way we fuck for many reasons — primarily because while floating in zero G you need to use stationary objects to move, period. Getting cock into pussy, into mouth, into ass — getitng pussy into face, or getting the strap-on into his ass — is all going to be a coordinated effort, Your partner’s body will wander no matter how hard they try to keep still. And you better bet you’ll need to tether that bottle of lube (and its cap). In fact, all your sex toys will need wrist straps.
(Please) tie me to the console and fuck my brains out:
This is the natural next step for space sex: bondage. No, you won’t need to know which pocket to flag your synthetic space hanky in, or need to know BDSM scenester lingo to get laid in the spacepod, but a little forethought about restraint is going to be the name of the game. Rope and knot knowledge will help; what would be even better of course would be some lightweight, easy-on/off NASA-manufactured tethers. And the shuttle will need to be slightly redesigned with eyebolt-style tie down points — all over the ship. Oh yes.”
https://www.tinynibbles.com/blogarchives/2006/07/howto-sex-in-space.html
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https://youtu.be/vhzTiFLHS5Y